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Miles for Kids

By : David Cross

Media Violence

By : David Cross

Oprah

By : Bill Burr

Tivo!

By : Patton Oswalt

Toronto Open Mic

By : Patton Oswalt

Grandma Comes To Town

By : Bill Burr

The Metric System

By : George Carlin

New News

By : George Carlin

Dumb Traveler

By : Jim Gaffigan

Gambling (LP Version)

By : Dave Attell

Tattoos (LP Version)

By : Dave Attell

Bohemiath (Reservoir Dogs/Soundtrack Version)

By : Steven Wright

Superbleeder (Album Version)

By : Dane Cook

Nightmare (LP Version)

By : Dane Cook

Chicks Dig Jerks

By : Bill Hicks

Postcard

By : Jim Gaffigan

My Brother Joe's Wedding

By : Mike Birbiglia

Fight Club

By : Mike Birbiglia

Blackout Morning

By : Nick Swardson

Rockers Against Drugs Suck

By : Bill Hicks

Refill

By : Ron White

Definition of Redneck

By : Jeff Foxworthy

I Love Being a Parent

By : Jeff Foxworthy

Patty Hearst

By : Richard Pryor

Introduction

By : Richard Pryor

Baby Doctor Mengele (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour)

By : Christopher Titus

Kill Titus (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour)

By : Christopher Titus

A Sense of Humor

By : Lewis Black

Fire Exit

By : Mitch Hedberg

Golfers

By : Lewis Black

20 Year Olds

By : Louis C.K.

Old Lady Hand Job

By : Nick Swardson

The Right To Complain

By : Louis C.K.

Mother Mary's Mystery Date

By : Sam Kinison

The Dufrenes

By : Mitch Hedberg

They Call Me "Tater Salad" (Album Version (Explicit))

By : Ron White

The Kitten Song

By : Steven Wright

Hello

By : Margaret Cho

Well F**k You Then

By : Margaret Cho

Heimlich Maneouvre

By : Eddie Izzard

Love Song

By : Sam Kinison

High Dance Threshold

By : Christian Finnegan

Fireworks Are Lame

By : Christian Finnegan

Sex

By : Michael Ian Black

Whip My Ass

By : Eddie Griffin