One awkward conversation can ruin my whole day,
In the company of strangers with some vulgar shit to say,
Cocktail hour social like an obsolete machine,
Spitting anecdotes and boring jokes from someone else's spleen.
And I always seem to miss the point completely,
And here I am again.
Culture barren train wreck and it's hard to look away,
But I'm yawning like a kid in a carpet store,
Refusing to be interesting is a funny way to go,
But I guess you know your business,
You're the one who makes the wind storm blow.
And I always say I miss the point completely,
And here I am again, here I am again.
And I always wish you'd behave more discreetly,
It's kind of puzzling,
But you're falling into place,
It's what you do best.
You're a popular opinion,
You're an easy thing to foster,
You're an ostentatious tourist,
You're a predictable posture,
You are a record left on the dashboard,
You're a nasty little hang.
You miss the point completely,
I get the point exactly,
You miss the point completely,
I get the point exactly,
No you miss the point completely,
No I get the point exactly,
No you miss the point completely,
No you miss the point-a!