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Top Tracks of 50 Ways To Kill Me

Give Me PCP
put me on a rollercoaster ride but don't buckle the harness
Beat Me Unmercyful
kick me in the nuts
Hit My Head With a Hammer
Put Me on A Spaceship and Send Me into the Sun
Bite My Nuts Off Then Crucify Me
shoot me with a gun
Animate Me in A Cartoon Getting Killed
Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy
Use Me as Bait When U Go Fishing
Make Me Watch Full House Reruns with My Eyes Glued Open
When I'm Sleeping Pave Me to the Street
Bring Me to A Church So After I Beat the Shit
Outro
Break A Jar of Salsa on My Knee Cap Then Stab Me
Throw A Banana Peel In Front Of My Car So I Swirve And Drive Off A Cliff
Get Gay With Guns
Legalize Suicide So I Can Fcken Do it
Put Razorblades In My Cerial
beat the f-cking sh-t out of m
Impale My Neck With A Scissor
Churn Me Into Cream
Make me swim around in lava
stab me with a fork
Make me get drunk and drive
bury me alive
bite my ear off
duct tape my head to explosive
I See Lies (Nasum Cover)
Kill me with Voodoo
Pretend My 2 Eye Holes and Noise is the 3 Holes
carve my head into a jack-o-lantern
push me out a window
Lodge Amputated Scrotums in My Throat
make a noose & i'll take it fr
Put a Bullet in My Brain
Intro
burn me with acid
Hang me
break a bottle in my face
Make Me Smoke Cigarettes So I Get Cancer
push me down the stairs
Cut Me Up
Make a Noose & I'll Take It From There
Put My Head Through A Tv And Watch Me
When I'm Sleeping Come Into The Room In The Middle Of The Night And Put My Head In A Plastic Bag
lock me in a cabinet
impale my face with a pitchfor
throw a razor at me
throw me off a cliff
Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe
Make Me Try to Walk Across a High Up Telephone Wire Glazed With Slippery Seamen
Convince A Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus And It Comes Out As A Centaur, I Have A Heart Attack
Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja
Put me on the merry-go-round that is so fast that i puke out my guts
suck my dick with razor blades in your mouth
cover me with honey & unleash
Pretend 2 take me out 2 brunch
blindfold me & guide me into a
slash my skull with an axe !!
psh me out of airplane w. fake
wale me in the crotch...
2 Grill Me At The Sunset Grill
Suck My Dick With Razorblades In Your Mouth
push me off a mountain
Impale My Heart With A Penis
Give Me Heroin
Clog my lungs with a banana
Put me in a swimming pool infested with stingrays
When I'm Sleeping Pave Me To The Street The Night Before A Parade With Elephants
cut off my water supply
Build a time machine to send me back to september 11th 2001
Feed Me Poisoned Apple Sauce
chuck a sinder block at my fac
put a razor blade in my burrit
hit me w a led pipe & knock my
Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil
Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They Shoot Me
Cut off my hand and slap me in the face with my own hand
Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me
Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron Von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Gluegords
Print Me Into Money
Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches
Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury
Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats
Use gigantic claw 2 crush me l
wait for me to...
Give me a surgery that leads my esophogus to a garbage pail instead of my stomach
Feed Me Poisoned Apple Pie
Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step On One When Running Over There
Slit My Vein; It's Tubular
Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off
Dig Your Hand Into My Ear And Pull Out My Brain
Feed Me A Tomato Injected With Poison
Lock Me In An Oven
Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Leeches
Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall
bring me to the zoo and feed me to the snakes
Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested With Aligators
50 Ways To Kill Me - Beat Me Unmercyful
Creamate me alive
Deth By Surf
Slit My Wrist
Have a vampire bite my neck so i turn into one than make me lick garlic out of a sloppy pussy
Sweet Like Money
handcuff my hands to 2 different cars to drive in opposite directions
Gas Me With Zyklon
Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey!
Use Me For Bait When You Go Fishing
Bite Off My Nuts Then Crucify Me
Break a Bottle Over My Dickhead
Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing And Some Dillhole In A Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into A Human Pancake
feed me to gigantic crocodiles
Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage
Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face Onto The Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs
poison my soymilk
put me in a cartoon and animate me getting killed
Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti
Blast My Brains And Face Onto The Wall With A Double Barrel Shotgun Of Doom
Feed me a gallon of tapeworm eggs so when they hatch they eat my insides
bash me in the face with a mailbox
drop the bomb
light me on fire
rape me in the armpit with a c
Don't Talk To Me (GG Allin cover)
Make me run with scissors
Lop my limbs off with a rusty bone-saw
Lock Me In A Freezer
Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling The Return Of Christ By Eating My Brain
make me sniff glue for a really long time
Build Me A Car With A Keyboard And Mouse Instead Of A Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through A Carpal Tunnel
Help Me Find An Electric Fence To Whizz On
Drive an Elephant's Tusk Into My Cranium
Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into A Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets
Throw bombs at me
In a Winter Battle
send me back in time to the crusades
Saw off my arm and beat me to death with my own arm
nail me to a cross like that piece of shit jesus Christ
50 ways to kill me - 4 - throw a bananna peel in the path of my unicycle
Wedge A Detonation Device That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm A Dudette And Tries To Take Me On A Date
stab me with a knife
have spikes under a trampoline and make the springs as loose as my twat
Convince me to have an eating disorder
Dress Me Up Like A Cow So That When Cowboys Brand The 50 Ways Grave-And-Thumbs-Up Logo On Me It Burns So Bad That I Pass Away And Enter Heaven
Take A Glass Jar Of Salsa And Break It Over My Knee Cap Then Stab Me In The Heart With It
Stuff My Nose Down Your Slophole And Excrete A Wet Blasphemous Queef
Cut off my fingers and make me eat my own fingers in a finger sandwhich
Put me in a guillotine and lop off the head
50 ways to kill me - 2 - hit my head with a hammer
Transform Me Into A Donut So A Cop Eats Me
wrap me dick in tin foil in a storm
Pretend i'm christ and crucify me
make me eat zillions of popcorn curnles than put me in a microwave
inject me w. a needle that mut
Bonus 01 Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy
Make Me Choke to Death With My Mouth Filled With Dicks
Bring me to the zoo so i can tease the lions
Build a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to The Top of The World Trade Center
Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead Of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out And Make A Gnarly Deth Wish It Comes True
Make Me Watch Reruns Of Full House On Warped VHS Tapes While You Feed Me An M-80 Sandwich
seal my mouth and nose with superglue and crazyglue
Slice Open My Neck With A Rusty Tuna Can
Tie Me To The Train Tracks So A Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes And Splits My Body Causing My Intestines To Stretch For Miles
When I Order A Drink At The Bar, Slip A Roofy Into My Drink
Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off And My Own Hand Flips Me The Middle Finger As I Perish
Pretend My Neck Is A Package In The Mail From Grandma And Dice It Open With A Box Cutter
Strangle Me With A Microphone Cord
Drown Me
Elevator Shaft
Bring Me To A Zoo And Feed Me To The Snakes
throw me into the fire place
command me to walk towards the tornado
Take Me To A Radical Concert. When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up On The Floor In That Exact Spot
jessica
fart then light a match
50 ways to kill me - 5 - seal my mouth and nose with superglue and crazyglue
Make me fuck the buglady
Hold A Gun To My Head And Make Me Watch Abortions All Night And If I Laugh At Abortions Then Pull The Trigger
make me a tin foil suit to wear and then force me to walk around in the storm
send me to Iraq
Legalize Suicide (So I Can Fucking Do It)
shave me with a rusty razor
make me dance the official 50 ways to kill me dance (which always results in death)
Shove a Queen Ant Up My Eye-Socket So That an Ant Colony Devolpes in My Brain
on x-mas make me be under the missletoe with a girl who has aids and cuts in her mouth
fight me
Throw A Bananna Peel In The Path Of My Unicycle
Make Me Drink Gasoline Then Shoot a Lit Match Down My Throat with a Slingshot
Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk; My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes
Wale Me in the Crotch With a Plank of Wood
Make Me Suck
when the cops aren't looking, burn me with an iron
50 ways to kill me - 24 - tell me to get into a motor cycle accident
get me pregnant than use my breast milk to make human icecream and poison it and feed it to me
put me in a pool with blood thirsty piranhas
Smash a Mirror into My Face, Yikes 7 Years Bad Luck
seal me inside of a castle so i starve
Smack Me In The Nuts With A Wrench
put my pecker in a door way an
Kill me
Grim Reaper, Take Me Away From Here
Shove the worlds most brutal phone up my ass and than call it
When Im Asleep In My Car Throw A Molitov Cocktail At It
send me out into the cold with no clothes and icecubes duct taped to my ballbag
Set It Up So I'm Just At The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
Take Me To Suicide Island
Fart, Then Light a Match and Hold It up to Your Sodomy Hole While My Face Is Right There So I Get Flamed to the Face
Put Me In A Hot Air Balloon Then Shoot It With A Gun Up In The Air
When Suicide Is Finally Legalized, Tell Me To Do It, And I Will
Make Me Mow Your Lawn With The Kind of Mowers That You Ride On So I Mow Too Close to a Tree and Topple The Thing Over and Fall Into The Blade
Make Me Cement Shoes Then Throw Me In the Water
Cut Down A Redwood Tree Right Next To Me
Send Me To Lick The Ground in China so i get SARS
Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Food Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate. Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass
Break My Heart With A Sledge Hammer (Part Two)
50 ways to kill me - 8 - poison my soymilk
Chop Off My Penis With Childrens Scissors And Put It In A Fryer And Serve It Between Two Buns
Pay For My College So That I Become A Most Triumphantly Wise And Skilled Doctor, Then When I Perform An Abortion, Radical Pro-Lifers Hunt Me Down And Slay Me
dress me up like a deer during hunting season
50 ways to kill me - 3 - make me a tin foil suit to wear and then force me to walk around in the storm
Make me mow your lawn with
Intro - Being Born
make me eat meat so i get cancer
Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs Of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions, And Lightning To Strike Me Down With Grim Force More Deadly Than The Lightning Described In Tracks 9 And 10
Blow my brains away with my own gattling gun
Death By Surf
Sacrifice Me to Satan Part 2
Have A Surfer Make Me A Noose So I Can Hang Ten
Dress Me Up Like a Deer During Hunting Season and Send Me Out into the Woods
Put A Broomstick In My Dickhole
Stab A PEn Through My Neck
Strangle Me With A Phone Cord
Stab Me In The Lungs With Scissors
beat me unmerciful
a Visit From Father Time
put me in a bubble with no oxygen
33- make me suck a horses dick so he shoots cum and i choke
Send Me Out Into The Cold With Icecubes Duct Taped To My Ballbag
Get Pregnant And Then Give Birth In A State That Allows Capital Punishment So That After I Kill Your Kid I Get Fried
Extinction of Humanity
Doomsday
doctor said my problem is i wanna die gimme lethal injection mother fuckers
Make Me Suck A Horses Dick So He Shoots Cum and I Choke
Deth By Volcanic Fury
Slice Me With Satan's Rusty Axe Of Doom
Throw a Scoan at My Head
Overthrow
Deth Cult
beat me with a fucken rod
set it up so that im in the wrong place at wrong time
al sharpton
Smother Me With A Pillow
Sacrifice Me for Satan Part 1
Make Me Wear a God Forbid Shirt in Public So I Die of Embarrassment
Sit me on top of a volcano
Decapitate Me, Hollow Out My Head, Put A Candle In It, And Put It On Your Door Step On Halloween
(mixed by DJ SHEIZE)
Keep me in a car in the garage with a pipe going from the exaust into the car
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