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Daniel was born in the year 1452 BC to a proud interracial couple who prolifically extolled the many virtues of shirtlessness (though never in public). After an independently appointed panel of experts deemed him to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, he travelled to Beirut, where he remained for approximately five minutes before fleeing to Montevideo, Uruguay, where he rem...read more