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Julie Klausner is a comedy writer/performer, podcaster, and author. Until recently, Julie taught sketch and humor essay writing at the UCB Theater. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply....read more

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Ep. 32: "Tiny Faces": Amy Poehler, Rich Fulcher
Ep. 64: "Library Water": Patton Oswalt, Retta
Ep. 47: "What Someone's Mom's Idea of a Nightclub Is": David Cross, Eliot Glazer
Ep. 20: "Bev's Bananas": Maria Bamford
Ep. 18: "Giant Pictures of Hamburgers": Tom Scharpling
Ep. 51: "HWYW Live": Sandra Bernhard, Tom Scharpling, Ira Glass, Joe Mande
Ep. 34: "Satchel": Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo
Ep. 40: "Twittertudes": Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor
Ep. 39: "Horror-curious": Nick Kroll, Gabe Liedman
Special Minisode: "How Were Your Oscars?": Dave Itzkoff & Gary Tha Squirrel
Ep. 36: "HWYW Live": Fred Armisen, Billy Eichner, Paul F. Tompkins & More
Ep. 89: "Blowhole Junction": Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt & Emily Heller
Ep. 24: "Half a Face": Paul F. Tompkins & Jamie Denbo
Ep. 45: "Many Parts of a Pine Tree": Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton
Ep. 29: "This is Lowell": Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith
Ep. 15: "What's This? It's the Style": Ira Glass & Anaheed Alani
Ep. 35: "Full Petula": Mink Stole, John Mulaney
Ep. 41: "You-Know-What-icide Season": Ted Leo, Ramona Singer
Ep. 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T.: Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein"
Ep. 57: "Dog Valet": Chris Parnell, Jon Daly
Ep. 46: "Consequences": Chris Gethard, Katie Notopoulos
Ep. 8: "All The Way To Canada": Neko Case & Joe Mande
Ep. 50: "What About a Macaroni Salad?": Jenny Johnson, Max Silvestri
Ep. 44: "Twiddling and Eight-balls": Rob Tannenbaum
Ep. 55: "A Jaw That Could Open a Can of Tuna Fish": Mo Rocca, Dave Cullen
Ep. 59: "The Boyfriend Experience": Michael K, Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham
Ep. 48: "Best of HWYW Vol. 2": Patton Oswalt, John Mulaney, Mike Daisey & Ted Leo
Ep. 49: "Me And My Stupid Bat": Kristen Johnston
Ep. 31: "My Birds": Sandra Bernhard, Jeffery Self
Ep. 19: "She's a Cold Soup": Rob Delaney & Michelle McNamara
Ep. 16: "So Many Ethans": Ana Gasteyer & Vanessa Bayer
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Ep. 72: "Side of Fries": Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell
Ep 30: "Upstairs Coke": Susie Essman, Gabe Delahaye
Ep. 81: "The Best Mother on Television": Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen
Ep. 97: "Glug Glug": Carrie Brownstein, Danielle Henderson
Ep. 65: "My Least Favorite Eagles Song": Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell
Ep. 86: "How Was Your Shriek Live": Kristen Johnston, Scharpling & Wurster, Gabe Liedman, Gary Tha Squirrel
Ep. 56: "Jam Ghetto": Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson
Ep. 85: "No Breast Buds": Mike Birbiglia, Peaches Christ
Ep. 61: "Something Something Justin Timberlake"
Ep. 58: "College Hounds": Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren
Ep. 11: "Enter Dancing": Sally Kellerman, Paul Scheer
Ep. 73: "The Sneaker Nap": Bobcat Goldthwait, Simon Amstell
Ep. 10: "Pico Won't Know Our Baby": Jen Kirkman, Andrea Rosen & John Gemberling
Ep. 42: "Spa-cast": Kurt Braunohler & Cecily von Ziegesar
Ep. 27: "Shelf of Justice": David Rakoff
Ep. 33: "Pondering Tonya": Martha Plimpton
Ep. 74: "Most of the Nooks": Gabe Liedman, Alison Rich
Ep. 17: "Cat Bride": Michael Rapaport, Larry Murphy
Ep. 38: "Steampunk Goodfellas": Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri
Ep. 71: "HWYW Live": Martha Plimpton, Jim Gaffigan, Katie Notopoulos, Mike Daisey, VIDS
Ep. 78: "Girls Named Heather Fixing Their Skirts": Max Read, Kurt Metzger
Ep. 26: "Count Chocula's Other Teeth": Michael Musto, Jake Fogelnest
Ep. 37: "The Juiciest Chicken You've Ever Had": Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson
Ep. 25: Best of HWYW Vol. 1
Ep. 54: "The Crunch Factor": Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews
Ep. 53: "On Improv": Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz
Ep. 60: "Fig Bar Bender": Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart
Ep. 52: "Jolly Roger": Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade
Ep. 76: "Best of HWYW Vol. 3": Patton Oswalt, Carole Radziwill, Eddie Pepitone, Sara Schaefer, Dave Cullen, Nate Harris
Ep. 80: "Ubu's Owner": David Sirota
Ep. 79: "C Skeleton": W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White & Neil Berkeley
Ep. 66: "The Mingus Method: Kurt Loder, Nathan Rabin"
Ep. 82: "Lapland": Jon Ronson
Ep. 28: "Sherry": Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer
Ep. 13: "The Ballad of Buddy Longo": Julieanne Smolinski & Mike Sacks
Ep. 62: "The Front of a Crocodile": Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer
Ep. 63: "Help the Street Animals of Morocco: Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha"
Ep. 70: "Do You Shred?": Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison
Ep. 12: "The Young & The Messy": Jackée
Ep. 14: "Our Congressman in his Underpants"
Ep. 43: "Tommy Mattola for Nothing"
Ep. 84: "Where's Grandpa?": Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff
Ep. 69: "Is This Jazz? Rob Sheffield, Michael McMillian"
Ep. 90: "Night Trote": David Rees, Laura Benanti
Ep. 77: "The Fajitas": Andy Kindler, Adira Amram
Ep. 67: "Space Ireland: Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale"
Ep. 87: "How Was Your Storm": Chris Spooner, Jack Fagan
Ep.23: "America's Jelly": Laraine Newman & Lisa F. Jackson
Ep. 93: "Skin Flesh": Michael Ian Black, Will Hines
Ep. 9: "In The Face": Seth Rudetsky & Baratunde Thurston
Ep. 88: "Angry Horseback Riding": Todd Oldham, Nikki Glaser
Ep. 83: "P is for Pizza": Jodi Lennon, Jessica Grose
Ep. 95: "Leon Pancetta": Hunter Bell
Ep. 92: "Banana Steaks": Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt
Ep.22: "Rave Withdrawal": Steve Agee & Bryan Safi
HWYW Special Minisode: David Rakoff
Ep. 21: "In The Business of Lying To You": Dave Hill & John Ross Bowie
Ep. 100: "One Hundred": Tom Scharpling, Jesse Thorn
Ep. 91: "Meet The Flickers": Siggy Flicker
Ep. 105: "An Egg Without Salt": David Wain, America Ferrera
Ep. 96: "Exactly Like a Cornish Hen": Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel
Ep. 75: "Doc Hopper Realness": Alex Stone
Ep. 98: "All That Gurgling": Richard Kind, Issa Rae
David Sedaris "Madame, No." Episode 115
Harris Wittels, Ben Nugent: "Curating the Linens" Ep. 119
Special Minisode: "How Were Your Tonys?"
Ep. 104: "Battlefield Girth": DC Pierson, Alex Timbers
Julianne Moore: "Oooooh!" Ep. 138
Special Extrasode: "How Was Your Smash?: Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert"
Ep. 102: "Men of the '90s": Peter Grosz, Craig Bierko
How Were Your Tonys? 2012: Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky
Ep. 109: "Canal Street": Marc Spitz, Nicole J. Georges
Ep. 108: "Photos of Jackets": Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher & Tim Kirk
Shelby Fero, Bridget Everett "Wayne and Garth" Ep. 118
Ep. 101: "Heavy Things Onto Stages": David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman
Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield "The Human Condition on DirectTV" Episode 116
Ep.99: "Fridge Leaners": Bridey Elliott, Colman Domingo
HWYW Ep. 6: "Polar Bears on Moonbeams": Julie talks to Patton Oswalt about Books, Comedy, Life & His Favorite Part of "Titicut Follies"---plus, "Bob's Burgers" writer Holly Schlesinger shares what's on her TiVo
HWYW Ep. 5: "The One with Joan Rivers": Julie talks to COMEDY LEGEND JOAN RIVERS about her career, her Passover plans, and how many glasses of wine it takes for her to cold-call Jack Lemmon
Kat Dennings, Chiara Atik: "We're All Smart" Ep. 120
Ep. 112: "Wesleyan As a Human Being": Rachel Lichtman, Jena Friedman
Ep. 95: "I'm Stayin'": Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky
Ep. 106: "In the Presence of Poison": Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman
Ep. 107: "Santas, Attack!" Ted Travelstead, Chad Carter
Ep. 111: "Ann-Margret's P-Belt": Christina Gausas, Craig Rowin
Ep. 110: "How Was Your Week Live": Chris & Bridey Elliott, Aimee Mann, Siggy Flicker, Pichet Ong, Max Silvestri, more
Gaylord Fields: "A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage" Ep. 129
Ep. 113: "Pete Ubu": Jim Gaffigan, Ophira Eisenberg
Sklar Brothers: "America's Morning" Ep. 128
Danny Zuker: "Cool Story, Dennis" Ep. 126
Tami Sagher: "Like Fuddruckers But Expensive" Ep. 127
Pichet Ong, Halle Kiefer: "Shitty Shoes" Ep. 125
Ep. 5: "The One with Joan Rivers": Joan Rivers
Ep. 6: "Polar Bears on Moonbeams": Patton Oswalt & Holly Schlesinger
Ted Leo, Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson: "Rosie's Meds" Ep. 122
Ep. 105: "How Was Your Exorcist?" Ted Leo, Jesse Murray
Steve Young: "The Crime of Being Delicious" Ep. 143
HWYW Ep. 2: "The Taste of Christmas Morning": Rattlesnakes, Treme, Robert Zemeckis, Uncle O'Grimacey, Jesse Murray's Fave NYC Movies of the '80s & Anthony Atamanuik on Real Housewives
Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham: "Dicks for Days": Ep. 124
Ep. 114: "Battling Bots": Jean Grae & A Message from GLAAD
Chris Elliott & Jason Woliner: "Houdini's Waffles" Ep. 137
HWYW Ep. 3: "A Smiling Bruce Vilanch": How to Mourn an Entertainment Legend & The Horrors of Sam Ash, plus Billy Eichner on his most hated celebrities, and Twitter's Megan Amram on her Glee Audition!
Hated Commentary
Jake Fogelnest "Karen O-scars" Ep. 156
Emily Altman: "Congratulations" Episode 141
Ep. 3: "A Smiling Bruce Vilanch": Billy Eichner & Megan Amram
HWYW Ep. 4: "I Did Fiddler!": Julie talks to Ronna & Beverly and James Urbaniak! Plus: Tony Bourdain in the Ozarks, JC Penney's Facebook Fan Page, and How To Approach Marlee Matlin's Translator
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Michael Urie, Jonathan Tolins: "The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes" Ep. 131
Therese Mahler: "Julie Klausner On A Citi Bike Dot Com" Ep. 132
Beau Willimon: "I'll Chew On A Dog" Ep. 130
Freedy Johnston: "The Patient Zero of Food" EP. 123
Dana Gould "Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming" Ep. 152
Lin-Manuel Miranda: "Chive Teef" Ep. 133
Tom Ruprecht: "Walking Ballads" Ep. 135
Maria Thayer "Shakespeare on My Bike" Ep. 154
Adam Conover: "Death Fedora" Ep. 145
Morgan Murphy "Andrew and Sunshine" Ep. 155
Karen Kilgariff "To Talk To You About Rembrandt" Ep. 151
Seth Rogen "A Working Heart" Ep. 165
Nicole Holofcener: "Layla" Ep. 136
Tiffany Haddish "God" Ep. 160
Sasheer Zamata: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry" Ep. 147
Dr. Irene Pepperberg, Emily Wick: "Eat a Carb!" Ep. 134
Nicole Byer "Strings and Levees and Pulleys" Ep. 153
Karina Longworth "Python Run" Ep. 159
Aisha Muharrar "Doing a Voice Things" Ep. 157
Ep. 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags": Natasha Vargas-Cooper & Julie's Parents
Bruce McCulloch "Talking Gump" Ep. 163
Nathan Fielder "The Smaller the Cats" Ep. 177
Mitch Hurwitz "Unable to Close Her Eyes" Ep. 167
Jolie Kerr "Pus Town" Ep. 169
Juliette Danielle "That's the Twist" Ep. 164
Brian Stack "Praying to Fonts" Ep. 162
Merrill Markoe "Things That Demonstrate Physics" Ep. 161
Tara Ariano "Our Generation's Nessie" Ep. 170
Liza Dye "That Bellevue Glow" Ep. 166
Linda Simpson "The Current Incarnation of Alec" Ep. 168
Natasha Lyonne "STANLEY" Ep. 181
Ep. 4: "I Did Fiddler!": Ronna & Beverly & James Urbaniak!
Emily Gould "OCCASIONAL BENEVOLENCE BASED ON THEIR SCRATCH PARTS" Ep. 174
John Safran: "She's a Hurricane" Ep. 195
HWYW Ep. 1: Natasha Vargas-Cooper, The King's Speech, Julie's Parents on the Best Picture Nominees
Katie Dippold "She's a Car" Ep. 158
David Rees "Rita Moreno is Going Through Some Stuff" Ep. 179
Andrea Martin "Hershey Nestlebaum" Ep. 187
John Early "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON" Ep. 186
Matt Berman "One of the Few Living People That Has a Ghost" Ep. 178
Joan Rivers "A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil" Ep. 182
Katie Notopoulos "The Ol’ Not That" Ep. 193
Advanced Style "Her Own Carol" Ep. 188
Caitlin Moran "My Waxy Parts" Ep. 191
Ep. 2: "The Taste of Christmas Morning": Jesse Murray & Anthony Atamanuik
Louis Peitzman "A Handsome on Your Test" Ep. 190
Joshua Wolf Shenk "My Dog Hates Me" Ep. 180
Scott King "False Chunk" Ep. 176
Cole Escola "Australian Mars" Ep. 189
Steven Hammel "Starship Truthers" Ep. 183
Merrill Markoe, Brian Stack, Andy Kindler: HWYW Gem Vol. 6
Jodi Lennon "Hearing Yourself Breathe" Ep. 194
"A Woman With a Grudge" Ep. 201
Charles Graeber "Sucking In" Ep. 185
"Heather Pizza" Ep. 198
Robin Lord Taylor "Via Night Pig" Ep. 202
"Satan's Interns" Ep. 196
Sadie Stein "You Have To Take Care of the Baby" Ep. 192
Jamies Poniewozik: "Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom" Ep. 175
HWYW Ep. 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags": Natasha Vargas-Cooper, The King's Speech, Julie's Parents on the Best Picture Nominees
“Your Loser Shorts” Ep. 207
"À la Française" Ep. 203
"Take This Chainsaw" Ep. 199
"The Kevin Show" Ep. 208
"A Smidgen of My Fudge" Ep. 206
"Full Deenie" Ep. 197
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"Something My Body is Doing" Ep. 214
"A Complicated Woman" Ep. 204
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"Pleased As Punch" Ep. 209
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HWYW Ep. 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags": Natasha Vargas-Cooper, The King's Speech, Julie's Parents on the Best
Chris “Spoony” Spooner, Thomas Middleditch "Shmoo On a Hook" Ep. 200
Tom Scharpling, Jon Ronson, Rachel Lichtman, Emily Heller & Lisa Hanawalt, Danielle Henderson: HWYW Gems Vol. 4
"You've Got Bubble Tea" Ep. 210
"Stick and Pins" Ep. 205
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"Where's That Ouija Board?" Ep. 213
Ep. 43: "Tommy Mattola for Nothing": Mike Doughty
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"A Bell Tolling" Ep. 215
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