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Top Tracks of Sebastian Maniscalco

The Crazy Internet

Shopping At Discount Stores

Dumped by Email

The Grocery Store

Family Differences

Pee-Pee & Poo-Poo

Old World Upbringing

Predators On the Dance Floor

Grandma in the Basement

Text Message War

The Italian Wedding

The Bathroom Attendant

Customer Service

We Love Technology

Vacation In Your 40's

An Italian Christmas

Showering Is an Event

All Starts on the First Date

People Are Disgusting

Classy Women at the Club

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First Date (Jfl 2008)

Sandwich Options (Jfl 2011)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Live

Whole Foods Skit

Has anyone been to the gym lately?

There was no naps growing up in my house...

First Date Deal Breakers

Customer Service (Jfl 2012)

SOCIAL DISTANCING

The Dinner Check

Not A Vegas Guy

Craigslist Is an Invitation to Get Murdered

Dealing with the Customer Service People

Disgusting People and Dogs

You think I'm going to fight a guy who trains on banana trees?

Digital Camera and Email

Are you one of these people who writes reviews on products and restaurants?

Italians Like Cash...

Has anybody ever made a sign?

Who's still married after this pandemic?

Getting a Haircut

My Wife and I Are Opposites

Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

I thought I was dying before the pandemic

GRANDMAS COOKING

Please get out of my refrigerator

BILLS AT THE TABLE

Passover Meal | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren't You Embarrassed

Thank you to all of our military this weekend and always. I got my bow and arrow locked and loaded

My shower is an event. How long do you take?

What I would do to be in Italy 🇮🇹

PHARMACY | What's Wrong With People

Contractors are my favorite people...

I called the medical mask back in 2014

Fresh Ice (Jfl 2011)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Naps Growing Up (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

DOORBELL | 'What's Wrong With People?' Special

Vacation In Your 40s

This Past Weekend #138

Checking In at the Airport | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

Haven’t made a new friend in 8 months...

I would do anything to...

I'm Having Too Much Sex Out Here! 😱

You’re either born a contractor, or you’re born to call a contractor

Naps Growing Up (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

My Grandparents

Sebastian Maniscalco on The Tonight Show

Predators In The Club

Going For Dinner at a Strangers House... | 'WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?' Special

Italian Weddings (What's Wrong With People?)

Anyone else have a pepper 🌶 hanging in their car?

This has been happening at my house and I think Salvo talked to the gardeners.

Are your kids fantastic?

Are people having garage sales anymore?

Doorbell | Sebastian Maniscalco: What's Wrong With People?

Anyone ever fart into a towel?

Sebastian Maniscalco - Customer Service (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

Aren't You Embarrassed?

DOORBELL ('What's Wrong With People?')

Sebastian Maniscalco's Prince Tribute

I was seeing medical masks before the pandemic

AIR BNB | 'Why Would You Do That'? Special

GAS STATION (Stay Hungry)

Kids (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Where do you summer?! (Why Would You Do That?)

Where do you summer?!

Sebastian Maniscalco - DOORBELL ('What's Wrong With People?')

Sebastian Maniscalco - AIRPORT CHECK-IN (Aren’t You Embarrassed?)

Sebastian Maniscalco: Sex Addiction (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Italian Weddings (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Bocelli (Why Would You Do That?)

Do your wife's friends do this?

Anybody else fear getting murdered at a gas station?

My family doesn't pop pills we just deal with the pain...

Tattoos | Sebastian Maniscalco: What's Wrong With People?

Jury Duty | Sebastian Maniscalco: What's Wrong With People?

What Happened to Fathers?

The Body Shop is my least favorite place

What do you want for Christmas? Cash?

Teaching Your Dad "The Internets"

There is no self-help in my family...

I’m constantly afraid of dying...

Sebastian Maniscalco: Teaching My Dad The Internet (What's Wrong With People?)

Club Random with Bill Maher

Sebastian Maniscalco - Bodyshops (Stay Hungry)

The Bathroom Attendant [Explicit]

The Italian Wedding [Explicit]

Orangina [Explicit]

Sebastian Maniscalco - Restaurants With Kids (Why Would You Do That?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - MAN CAVE (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - SUPERMARKETS (What's Wrong With People?)

$29.95 Stripper | Sebastian Maniscalco: Sebastian Live

Date Disaster | Sebastian Maniscalco: Sebastian Live

The Pete & Sebastian Show Episode 424

Email Breakup | Sebastian Maniscalco: Sebastian Live

Navy Seals | Sebastian Maniscalco at Levity Live

Kids [Explicit]

The Grocery Store [Explicit]

Predators On The Dance Floor [Explicit]

Kids [Explicit]

Mall Huts [Explicit]

Hypochondriac (What's Wrong With People?)

Wine Fridge (What's Wrong With People?)

Vegas Pools (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

Tattoos (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Lactose Intolerance (Aren't You Embarassed?)

Naps Growing Up

Sebastian Maniscalco - JURY DUTY (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Italians Keep A Lot Of Things Private (Stay Hungry Clip)

Your father ever put you in the trunk after a basketball game?

Sebastian Maniscalco: Hypochondriac (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - My Family Doesn't Do Therapy (Stay Hungry)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Recreational Butterfly (Why Would You Do That?)

What's the deal with Ubers these days?

BILLS AT THE TABLE (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - GAS STATION (Stay Hungry)

When did the airplane become a zoo?

Sebastian Maniscalco - Anti-Freeze (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

Sebastian Maniscalco - Baby Delivery (Stay Hungry)

I Don't Think...

Navy Seals | Sebastian Maniscalco at Levity

Clubs in 2022 will be 6 feet social distancing at all times.

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Subway | Sebastian Maniscalco

Who else missed this at Airports?

Internet Videos | Stay Hungry

Thank you to all of our military today and always.

THE GRAZE | Stay Hungry Special

13 Things You Don't Know About Me

People At Subway

The Pete and Sebastian Show 392

When did the body become a tombstone?

One good thing thing about this pandemic...no sampling.

I highly doubt my Grandfather and Grandmother ever took a "pregnancy photo".

Pregnancy Announcements I Sebastian Maniscalco - Stay Hungry

Ride Service? [Explicit]

CCP - 1204 - Sebastian Maniscalco

Quarantine Day 8

Sebastian Maniscalco Stand-Up

Sebastian Maniscalco - Bandaids (Aren't You Embarassed?)

Italians keep a lot of things private

Body Shops I Sebastian Maniscalco - Stay Hungry

NOBODY DOES THIS Tour Photoshoot BTS

Well Done With Sebastian Maniscalco: The Kids Menu

Sebastian Maniscalco's Soul Cycle Experience

Faith the Dog | Sebastian Maniscalco: Sebastian Live

Whats Wrong With People

Sebastian Maniscalco - Teaching my father about the internets (What's Wrong wIth People)

The Blocks Podcast w/ Neal Brennan

Bill Maher's Club Random

Italian Family Secrets

Gather around and let me give you a sneak peek into the making of my latest show

Sebastian Maniscalco - Making Friends (Why Would You Do That?)

Everybody’s got their own YouTube channel these days.

Sebastian Maniscalco - Doorbells (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco: Stylist (Sebastian

Sebastian Maniscalco - Baby Outfits

AIRPORT CHECK-IN

Sebastian Maniscalco: Cassettes

Sebastian Maniscalco: Going To Dinner

Sebastian Maniscalco - The Graze

What was your favorite mix tape name?

Sebastian Maniscalco: Stylist (Sebastian Live)

Remember text fights?

Sebastian Maniscalco - Airport Checkin

Jerry Seinfeld Would Love To See Sebastian Maniscalco In Grass

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD INTERVIEW

I highly doubt my Grandfather and Grandmother ever took a pregnancy photo

VEGAS POOLS...It's almost band-aid season people

Heard the surge prices were out of control...

Sebastian Maniscalco - Clubs in 2022 (What's Wrong With People?)

Sebastian Maniscalco's Italian Grandpa Wouldn't Sign Permission Slips

Antifreeze on Bologna | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

Contractors | Sebastian Maniscalco - Stay Hungry

Dinner out with the inlaws

Internets [Explicit]

One Glove [Explicit]

Craigslist [Explicit]

3. Digital Camera & Email

9a. At The Club

5. Getting A Haircut

7. The Waterpark

6. Shopping At Discount Stores

8. Disgusting People & Dogs

Customer Service (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

MAN CAVE (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

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