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Yesterday's Eyeliner

Taylor Swift is gay, Shiva Baby rocks, & illiterate lesbians

bad mainstream lesbian representation & bad faith internet discourse

Lesbians not biphobic (sometimes), For Harriet against school to prison pipeline, and Special Announcements!

Why you're wrong about gaylor, problems with 'sapphic spaces,' & lesbian feminist legacies

Marxist feminists vs. internet discourse on sex, Fleabag, & lamenting abysmal media literacy/comprehension levels

Taylor Swift's Midnights review & song ranking & lyric analysis

Gaylor blind items, the intimacy of female friendship & the queerness of girlhood, are you a Renaissance or a Sunny?

IRL era! Solidarity vs. privilege, Nordic model vs. communism, Heartstopper vs. First Kill (battle of the Netflix LGBTQ teen adaptations)

introductory communist theory recommendations, more online LGBTQ discourse, & Gaylor Easter eggs: 1 year anniversary & season 3 finale

celebrity culture, "queer" vs. "lesbian," reviewing + ranking Beyoncé's RENAISSANCE

Seriously unserious, reviewing 'Sort Of' on HBOmax, & Sunnaissance Nation

comphet & lesbian masterdoc, Poker Face TV review, our flop era (not consuming as much media)

defending Amber Heard against the insane Johnny Depp fans, shit talking CRUSH (2022), hating & complaining

No more male artists!!! 🤬 Who can identify as femme? 🤔 Also contemporary cinema flopping... 🙊

Did we like Solar Power ?! + thoughts on Hasan's $2.4 million house & 'Assassination Nation' (2018)

Men Are Bad, Wonder Woman is Boring, Sunny has no Patience

fatphobia, speculating on people's sexualities, & reviewing yet another shitty teen movie

Fluidity of sexuality vs. lesbianism & thoughts on queer(bait-y) British comedy show This Way Up ft. guest! Palestinian lesbian stan twitter bae @abitallie

top/bottom roles in lesbian sex?! beauty standards?? ranking SZA's music, CTRL deluxe & SOS!

"Non-binary" as a 3rd gender (boo!), butch/femme (yay!), Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) review

Midnights announcement & gaylor thoughts, discussing our favorite lesbian period dramas The Handmaiden (2016) & Summerland (2020)

Ranking our top 10 favorite Taylor Swift songs, rehashing Tik Tok drama, & battling Hetlors with The Archers podcast cohosts Madyson & Katie!!!

postmodern gender identities, anti-Zionism/pinkwashing, 90s feminism & 90s girlypop film

Queer identity & liberation, Derry Girls, & universal teenage girlhood experiences in media

Straights in gay bars discourse, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo obsession era, Taylor Jenkins Reid owns us af

discussing misandry, white women, & Chinese lesbian representation in "Saving Face" (2004) dir. Alice Wu

LAVENDER (haze) SPECIAL EDITION EPISODE: Taylor Swift NOT beating the alleGAYtions

Compulsory heterosexuality, Red (Taylor's Version) ranking + review, defending Taylor Swift against the haters

addressing the biphobia discourse, battling internet ignorance, & our Fearless (Taylor's Version) x reputation era

Shawn Mendes is gay, look back on 2021's trials & tribulations, slays & cancellations

One Day in the Cosmos

De-centering men, distinctly pansexual, Céline Sciamma + mothers' daughters

Misogyny on the left, lesbian dating apps, Barbie (2023) thoughts & review

Lesbians against Harry Styles, Russian Doll Season 2 review, & matriarchies

online lesbian drama & discourse: wrapping up our 2022's media input & output

2023 movies, music, & books in review: our favorites & flops

None of you know any lesbians IRL and it shows, Solar Power af, & music slays

Politics of media consumption & comparing two queer American literature class syllabuses

Gaylor evidence, But I'm A Cheerleader (dir. Jamie Babbit, 1999), high femme blondes

Hating on validity politics, corny lesbian short films, & podcast updates!

Women can and should be evil, Taylor Swift is STILL gay, Season Finale shenanigans

Our employed era, campy sapphic media, & Taylor Swift's millennial cringe

can straight people say "queer?" stanning Chappell Roan, criticizing Cowboy Carter

Lesbians for a Free Palestine

i wish you were a boy

"White man's communism" & idolizing 'Great Men' of history vs. Taylor Swift being an actual great woman of history, culture, genius

Pride Month Discourse, Gay Wonder Woman, Lengthy Recommendations

movie adaptation controversies (The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, Where The Crawdads Sing, & Taylor Swift) + a new favorite movie (Everything Everywhere All At Once)

Lesbophobia online? Can men direct movies about women? Why is Russian Doll so good?

Our Sagittarius mom Taylor Swift listens to girl in red!!! Also unintelligent men & badass women

De-centering men, trans allyship, + mothers' daughters

Speak Now (Gaylor's Version) ranking & review, re-recordings/"Taylor's Version" & building narrative

Ethics of media piracy, gender essentialism & “male feminists,” Big Swiss by Jen Beagin

forcing people out of the closet, lesbian loneliness, & Jill Gutowitz's essay collection Girls Can Kiss Now

Abolish the olympics & the brilliance of Miranda July's 'Kajillionaire' (2020)

Kaylor x Reputation?! discussing girlhood & memory with Ellie Eaton, author of The Divines!

Back from the hiatus, your nice emails (August throwback), Hannah Wilke at the Pulitzer Arts Foundation

Season 2 finale: the media that shaped us & our childhood queerness, unique relationships to fandom

Lame

our advice to LGBTQ high schoolers & very belated review of Adele's latest album, 30

blondie's 32nd birthday! album rankings & what was Taylor Swift's best era?

SOUR lesbians, Jennifer’s Body & the continuing queerness of girlhood, stans vs. haters

The politics of superheroes (MCU shit!), our Zola thoughts, & anticommunist military propaganda

Carolina knows what? Sally Rooney-verse, & politics of p0rnography

gaylor swifties of color thoughts on race, gender, & Charli XCX's album CRASH 💥⚡️

brat review + song ranking (we love gay people & queer history soooo much)

TS10 gaylor analysis: Midnights review & song ranking

lavender special edition episode: hetlors vs. lavender haze

Perpetual horniness vs. damnation, annoying white western gays, Catholicism is camp

Lesbian books (sorry, F/F romance novels) suck! But "Kissing Jessica Stein" (2001) is brilliant

BONUS EPISODE: how we consume & perceive different forms of media (books, TV, movies, live theatre)

fake gays, is Reputation overrated? & Passing (2021) dir. Rebecca Hall

derailed (joyce manor cover)