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[Taylor Swift] It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex’s and then put on their skin
[Harry] HELP ME!
[Taylor Swift] Shut up, Harry!

[Taylor Swift] I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
[John] You’re sick!
[Taylor Swift] Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I got:
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape.
[Harry] Bitch give me back my fuckin face.
[Taylor Swift] Fat chance.
Today is the first day of the never ending hell day.
It’s time!

[Exes] Uh oh!
[Taylor Swift] Now, you will be mine until the end of all time.
I will never let you leave.
[John] Somebody call the police.
[Taylor Swift] You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out.
[Jake] Why are you dancing like that?
[Taylor Swift] Cause I’m a psychopath
Now it’s your turn to dance.
[Joe] AHHHHH! You just shot me in my ass.

[Taylor Swift] You shouldn’t of dumped me.
Now you’re all burried.
Let’s watch Taylor Perry.
[Exes] Please, just kill us.

[Taylor Swift] It’s just MADEA GOES TO JAIL.
[Exes] AHH!
[Taylor Swift] My favorite movie.
Hallelujah.
[Joe] This proves she’s crazy.
[John] AHHH! It’s making my eyes bleed.

[Taylor Swift] Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
[Joe] Ah, excuse me!
[Taylor Swift] After the murder ritual.
[Exes] Oh crap!
[Taylor Swift] Ane we will spend eternity together below.
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha!

[Exes] Uh oh!
[Taylor Swift] All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
[Exes] Yeah we knew.
[Taylor Swift] Their heads must all come off.
BRB I’ll get the saw.
[Joe] Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
[John] Pick it up, call the Po – Po.
[Jake] We’ll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea, Send!

[Taylor Swift] AH! What are you doing?
[Exes] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Taylor Swift] AH!
[Exes] We were not doing anything.
[Taylor Swift] No matter! Time to die.
Oh, no, no, no!

[Taylor Swift] I’ll see you in the after life.

[Jesus] Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
[Exes] OMG! It’s JESUS!
[Taylor Swift] HOW DID YOU FIND ME Jesy!
[Jesus] I got a text from Jakey
[Jake] We’re actually quite close.
[Jesus] He likes all my Facebook posts.
[Jake] And he follows me on Twitter.
[Jesus] Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
[Taylor Swift] I can’t move.
[Jesus] With this holy water balloon.
[Taylor Swift] Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!
[Jesus]Sorry, but your time here is through.