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Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too
Just watch your mouth
Or I'll sit on you
The word is out
Better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king
Of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat
Yeah
Alright
My zippers bust
My buckles break
I'm too much man
For you to take
The pavement cracks
When I fall down
I got more chins
Than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows, because I'm
FAT!
I'M FAT!
SHA-MON!
YA KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
YOU KNOW IT!
YOU KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
COME ON,
YA KNOW!
Don't you call pudgy, pordly, or stout
Just tell me once again,
Who's Fat?
(Quick Breathes)
When I walk out
To get ma' mail
It measures ooon,
the reichter scale
Down at the beach,
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who gets a tan
If I have one more
Pie a la mode
I'm gonna need
My own zipcode
When you're only having seconds
I'm havin' twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word because I'm
FAT!
I'M FAT!
SHA-MON!
YOU KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
YOU KNOW IT!
YA KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
YA KNOW IT!
YA KNOW!
And my shadow weighs 42 pounds
Lemme tell you once again,
Who's Fat?
(Quick Breathes)
If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then wont you feed my face
Because I'm
FAT!
I'M FAT!
SHA-MON!
YOU KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
YOU KNOW IT!
YA KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
YA KNOW IT!
YA KNOW!
(When I sit around the house I really sit around the house)
WOO! WOO!
WOO!
YA KNOW I'M FAT!
I'M FAT!
SHA-MON!
YA KNOW I'M
FAT!
I'M FAT!
YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW IT!
YA KNOW! YA KNOW! YA KNOW!
COME ON!
And you know all by myself I'ma crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm HUGE!
I'M FAT!
YOU KNOW IT!
YA KNOW I'M
FAT!
YA KNOW!
(WOO!)
YA KNOW I'M FAT!
I'M FAT!
YA KNOW IT!
YA KNOW!
And the whole world knows that I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again
Who's Fat?